Total Medals Earned: 37 (From 4 different games.) Total Medal Score: 465 Points
Medals Earned: 14/44 (135/500 points)
Medals Earned: 5/9 (35/130 points)
Medals Earned: 12/20 (80/375 points)
Medals Earned: 6/8 (215/315 points)
You found the baseball bat!
You've earned extra kupo!
You found the fanboy hoodie! It's from your favorite game of all time!
The bat that you found has turned into a wooden sword!
You got split into two by a bandit elf! Crap!
You got impaled by a bandit elf's thrown sword! Deadly!
Start the game... press the play button.
You beat the crap out of that bandit elf! Yeesh...
You killed a Gobblo with the wooden sword!
You found the Goober action figurine!
Dude.... You so shouldn't have made Hobart mad, dude.
Looks like you TRIED to block, buuuut..... yeeeaaahhh....
You found the video game controller!
You found the magical shrunken head!
You got impaled by a Gobblo's arrow!
Ouch. You took an arrow straight to the neckery.
Yeowch. You took a nasty arrow to the stomachial region.
You caught a giant fist to the face... and exploded. True story.
The kitchen knife that you found has turned into the battle dagger! Shweet!
You got yourself some bombs! Now, let's go blow s**t up!
You got the Soul Bangle dude! Now you can throw blue fireballs! Hadoken!
You've found a way to get the Steel Sword! Congratulations!
You found the hidden skull!
You used the Soul Bangle to send a powerful blast of blue energy at an unlucky bandit elf.
You chucked a bomb at a bandit and blew his guts all over the place!
You said, "Screw it!" and threw your dagger at a bandit's face! Shweet!
You found the dead blue bird!
You electrocuted a bandit elf via a Super Pretendo controller!
You stuck a dangerously sharp dagger into the fleshy face of an outclassed bandit elf... Nicely done.
You found the only way to die in scene 1!
You made the Gobblo enemy shoot himself in the face! Cool!
Kill the Gobblo with the Battle Dagger!
You failed to block an incoming vertical slash... tsk, tsk...
You killed yourself using an immensely heavy rock!
You used the jumping spin attack on that blondie of a bandit elf! Good work.
You used an ultra-powerful, double spin slash to decimate the bandit elf who deserved it!
The Ogre grabbed you and squeezed you until you went "pop"
The bandit threw a knife at you and gotcha right through the heart!
Whoah... Don't you think that was a bit... uh, overkill? It was entertaining though.
Sooo, yeah, you should try blocking sometime....
You found the knife!
You found bird poop! Yay!
You freakin' beat the freakin' game! Holy moly!
You've defeated the Ogre! Holy crap!
You were so kind as to view the movie credits :3
You've just watched the most epic arena battle of all time!
You're awesome for taking the time to view our sponsors!
You found and unlocked Secret Music Track1!
You found the secret remote and unlocked Playback Features!
You found the secret movie reel and unlocked Scene Select!
You found and unlocked Secret Music Track2!
You've unlocked all features and all the badges!
You found and unlocked the Weapon Gallery!
Call in some friends for some massive mayhem.
You've got a pretty good basketball shot!
That's a pretty good kick!
Splat! She's flat for real now.
You have mastered the Tao of Darnell.
Like a Samurai Warrior!
Sometimes a change of scenery is nice.
Heeeeeeeeeeeere's you!
That there crowbar's fixed her up good!
Give the Shotgun a go!
You have crossed the moral event horizon.
The rarest pokemon in Gensokyo.
You have mastered all the tools of your trade.
Kill her 50 times.
Do it like Shotgun Man
Insane! That's over a 100 kills!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Killed 100 zombies.
killed 300 zombies.
Coop shooter mastered a weapon use.
Finished the game on "Overdosed".
Maxed a weapon.
Found the better combination.
Coop shooter received and mastered the Gatling gun.
Finished the game.
